And Baby Makes 3

Now that all the proper family have been notified, I can post online that we are adding a kid to the family. With a baby is on the way, I have started doing much research online. As part of an internet offering, I subscribed to a free parenting magazine and now I get emails like this…

And I thought my “curviness” was a result of fatty foods and inactivity. Now I know. My wife says she appreciates my voluptuousness.

In order to maintain my manliness while pregnant I look at over-priced baby movers like this one seen on Daddy Types. I feel more masculine already!