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If I was single, I would think about StreetWars, a 3 week long, 24/7, watergun assassination tournament – NYC, Vancouver, Vienna, San Francisco. Since it hasn’t taken place in Atlanta (yet), there’s no chance.

But even if there was, this is how I imagine the conversation with my wife…

“… so if there’s someone outside lurking around, don’t worry. It’s just somebody trying to shoot me with a squirtgun.”
“…really?”
“Yeah… most likely.”
“I divorce you, I divorce you, I divorce you.”
“That only works if you’re Muslim.”
“Worked fine for me. Have fun with the assassinations.” Leaves.

Now if I could take a loan out on my blog, I would like to buy… well, a lot of things. Instead, I will chill out, detox after work and gasze upon my sweet wife. We have 15-minutes until plastic surgery drama Nip/Tuck and my sweet wife (this is one of the reasons she is sweet) says to me, “Your butts cuter then Christian Troys.” Nip/Tuck shows his ass quite a bit and it being Fox its naked butt along with an excess of profanity, kinky sex and gorey surgery.

Good, clean fun.