Author: Robert Kimberly

Why I Love My Old Hometown: Fund-Raising Vegas Style

From the Associated Press…

“The Clark County School District kicked off the first day of school Wednesday with scant resources. But it got a major donation from the scantily clad.

The same day the nation’s fifth largest school district began the year with some 400 teaching vacancies, the nonprofit corporation that supports it, the Public Education Foundation, accepted a $2,500 donation from a strip club, Scores Las Vegas.

‘Thank you for your donation of $2,500, received on August 30, 2006,’ said a letter from foundation president Judi Steele to Scores’ marketing director, Shai Cohen. ‘Thank you again for your willingness to support our community and invest in our children … our future.’

Scores raised the funds at an Aug. 23 back-to-school event called “Detention” that featured strippers dressed as teachers, schoolgirls and librarians.

‘It’s back to school time and you know what that means. Detention for everyone who has been bad!” one advertisement read.'”

Double Bubble Bubble Cars! Bruce Weiner Microcar Museum


Bruce Weiner Microcar Museum Panorama
Originally uploaded by Mr. Kimberly.

After all this time of thinking about tiny-car goodness in nearby Madison, GA, all 6 rechargable batteries that I took on my roadtrip were pretty much dead. So when we got to the Bruce Weiner Microcar Museum that meant fewer pictures than hoped for.

But it also meant I actually looked at all the candy-colored motorized treats. Bruce Weiner, former owner of Double Bubble Bubblegum (seriously!), is spending much money on a larger and still growing collection of microcars. Much in the same way that a puppy is cuter than a grown dog, these miniaturized-but-roadworthy cars are seriously charming. Retro fantastic and beautifully restored, this museum is a worthwhile and cheap roadtrip from Atlanta.

Weird Georgia On My Mind: Google Earth and Flickr Maps

Little did I know when we moved to Atlanta that we would be moving to a state chock full of strange museums, roadside attractions and other cultural eccentricities.  Just my kind of state!

Spending many hours (ask my wife) I have accumulated hundreds of places on Google Earth that meet the criteria to make them worth a future visit.

Some we hit during our Summer Roadtrip (pictures), like the RV/MH Heritage Foundation with its huge collection of historic travel trailers, Carhenge, and the historic Blue Swallow Motel on Rt. 66, amongst other places.  If it weren’t for Google Earth and my compulsive collecting, I don’t think we would have known about or thought of visiting these places.

While amassing the growing collection of Google Earth sites, I was pleased to see a large collection of places in Georgia or in nearby states.  

Already we made the trek to the Georgia Guidestones in Elberton, GA.  This week, it may be a trip to The Bruce Weiner Microcar Museum in Madison, GA.  Eventually, we hope to go to the Georgia Rural Telephone Museum, Leslie, GA.

Just unveiled this evening on FlickrBlog is a newly added geotagged photos on a map feature.  I found it while editing some pictures, and it is great!  I like the intuitive interface — it is very easy to add my pictures to the map.  I don’t like the map itself; it’s modeled on Google Map but just not as slick and the imagery doesn’t have the resolution that Google has.  So, I now have started adding roadtrip pictures to my map. I am curious to see if Google Earth/Google Map has a project that is similar, because I’d love that.

And in a triumph, I have even converted my wife to the pursuit of weirdness.  I came home to have her tell me that she recorded a local PBS show about Joni Mabe and Everything Elvis.  Now if I can get her to break into abandoned buildings and let me fly this thing…

… I don’t know what else I could ask for.

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Anyone who wants my collection of Google Earth sites (in .kml format), just leave a comment.

Atlanta Waterpark Takeover: Damn Skatepunks!

ATL WaterPark Tour 2 (Black Market)
http://youtube.com/v/hLJLI2jFcCE

I feel old that I can’t do this and yet smarter for never trying. But the bruises and blood do seem to be well worth the fun these skate kids had at Six Flags White Waters (Wikipedia entry) during the off-season.

Support the State of Georgia: Buy a Foosball Table

Did you know the State of Georgia (and I’m sure many other governmental entities) sells surplus material on eBay?

Available as of this date:

97 Computer Monitors, 1 bid, $49.99

1980 Blue Bird School Bus no bids, starts at $99.99

2 Foosball Tables 1 bid, $26.49

I had a meeting at GSU, and the woman’s desk was a gorgeous pale green tank desk, much like the one pictured above. She got the desk, as well as the matching green, metal table and barrister’s shelves, from the Georgia State Surplus Property Program. So, my hunt for gorgeous, cheap retro finds has taken a new direction.

Keeping the Tubes Safe From Criminals: RIAA and FCC Songs

“It doesn’t matter if you’re a grandma
Or a seven year old girl
They’ll treat you like
the evil hard-bitten criminal you are…”

Lyrics from anti-piracy anthem “Don’t Download This Song” from ‘Weird’ Al Yankovic. Free download here.

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“Here’s a little song I wrote the other day while I was out duck hunting with a judge… It’s a new song, it’s dedicated to the FCC and if they broadcast it, it will cost a quarter of a million dollars.”

Funny, profanity-laden song at Pythonline.

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Campus Downloading, the RIAA’s educational video that tells those damn college kids to not steal music using the college’s bandwidth. Otherwise, shame and poverty will befall them. Really.

The Best Photographs the Federal Government has to Offer – 5

The picture above may not look like much. Just a couple of people none too fashionable, but like folk. Color photography has an immediacy that makes the images and people look less archival, less historical. Which is one of the most appealing aspects of Bound for Glory: America in Color, 1939-1943, from the The Library of Congress.

The following images were all found at the U.S. National Archives and Records Administration website, using their ARC Records Search Engine. They look like old pictures and I love them for that.

“‘Come on in…the snow’s fine’, girls of the NYA Federal Residence School take time out for a sun bath and to have their pictures taken, ca. 1936” Love the girl with the snowball.

“A top-notch mechanic, Mary Josephine Farley expertly rebuilds airplane engines. Although she is only twenty years old she has a private pilot’s license and has made several cross-country flights., 08/1942”

“Training in marksmanship helps girls at Roosevelt High School in Los Angeles, Calif., develop into responsible women. Part of Victory Corps activities there, rifle practice encourages girls to be accurate in handling firearms., 08/1942”

John Tucker Must Die, circa 1942

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The Best Photographs the Federal Government has to Offer – 4

The Best Photographs the Federal Government has to Offer – 3

The Best Photographs the Federal Government has to Offer – 2

The Best Photographs the Federal Government has to Offer – 1

Robots Attack Atlanta, GA: Hipsters Rejoice and Enjoy The Free Food

New Midtown art gallery opening up Saturday, Aug …

Beep Beep Gallery on 696 Charles Allen, Atlanta, GA .

I hope to make it Saturday for the opening, since openings almost always have free grub and drink. I’m sure there will be some art, too.