Now This is The Texas I Was Hoping For: Larry Kilgore

If Larry Kilgore was elected to represent Texas in the Senate, what would he do?

“I would use the office to negotiate the withdrawal of US Troops from Texas. I do not plan on voting for or against any US legislation not directly related to Texas Independence.”

But, that’s not all. Abortion, death penalty, and eating pork on Sunday, he’s got a stance on all these issues and more.

The best thing about crazy ideas is when a passionate believer articulates them well. That’s when the fun starts. When I say “fun,” I mean “bat-shit crazy lunacy.”

Thank you, Target!

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It was free Sunday at the MFAH, thanks to Target’s generosity. Finally, the missus and I went to the “Red Hot – Asian Art Today” show. It was so nice I might be paying just to see it again. And, so good, that my wife (a particularly harsh critic of modern art) wished that it was a permanent show.

We also saw this crime against spelling…


Old Spansih Trail, originally uploaded by Mr. Kimberly.

Found on Flickr: "Flight"

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Flickr is a favorite site for me, a total time suck. The following pictures were found while looking for Houston related images. If they look cropped on my site, I’m trying to correct fix the template. But I’m not quite sure how.


Alabama vs. Houston, originally uploaded by Diamondduste.

One-Job-One-Car Family

Since we moved to Houston, we are a one-car-one-job family. While the missus has worked full-time teaching, I have almost always worked a collection of on-call art and theater positions. Like fitting small puzzle pieces around a larger one, my jobs have always fit around her schedule. And it has always worked to our advantage. For over nine years, we have been a one-car family and it works well for us.

Recently, I interviewed with a great Houston-based company. It was almost a dream come true, a combination of art installation and fabrication. I have been so used to working freelance, it came as a complete surprise to me that they offered their employees full-time work. I told them that, while I probably couldn’t take it, I’d need to talk to the missus about it before I could make a firm decision.

If I took the job, we would have to buy a second car immediately (and incur a whole set of new expenses relating to it). Further, expecting our first child, my wife and I need to have flexibility in our schedules that a full-time job for me wouldn’t allow. So, for the time being, I’m taking a pass on the job, and we’ll postpone the purchase of another car until our baby’s arrival is closer.

Job or no job, I keep thinking that this new daughter of mine is going to be getting cool toys and goodies at the expense of all the goodies I want!

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The OC Register has an interesting article about a family that got rid of their car and ended up saving a lot of money. – Life: Giving up gasoline and getting in gear

How Could God Let Me Have a Child After This Blog Post?!!!


“Shaking the life-sized infant simulator is disturbing. Watching the damage progress across the brain through illuminated LEDs is powerful. Hearing the piercing cry abruptly stop is devastating. There’s no denying the instant and permanent effects of shaking a helpless baby when this new, electronic simulator is in your hands.”

I am a horrible person, because I thought this could be turned into a videogame. CPS: Baby-Shakerz for the Wii, maybe?

Admit it, if you had my wife’s email, you would try to convince her to leave me!

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Thingamababy: Hands-on Education: Shaken Baby Syndrome Simulator

Kirsten Hassenfeld at Rice U. Gallery, Too Much Stuff & Mama Cat T-Shirt

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Last week, I went to the opening of Kirsten Hassenfeld’s opening at the Rice University Gallery. It was worth dealing with the stupid parking situation because the show is a beauty. My pictures don’t do justice to the large, delicate, nuanced pieces.

I would have attended her free lecture the following day, but I promised a neighbor that I would help him move. He was moving his girlfriend back to Boston. Having moved cross-country three time in the last eight years, I knew wouldn’t fit all the stuff in the 12-foot truck he rented. As we packed his truck and there was less and less room, I told him that he should get a 16-foot truck. He said that it would all fit. It didn’t.

I now have a large box of really nice, gourmet food, four folding chairs and a new TV.

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My sweetie is modeling my favorite shirt I never wear. I worked an Asian art show in Vegas years ago. All the shipping and packing materials had this great mama/baby cat logo. I asked if they had any extra t-shirts, and the gift-prone Japanese guests gave me this one. They must have thought that I doubled in size when I left the museum because they got me a XL when I’m a M. I would wear this all the time if it wasn’t a circus tent on me.

It’s a perfect shirt for mom-to-be.

A Legal Question For The Atlanta Peeps

This is a question for the Atlanta people that are still reading. Have any of you used the Georgia Small Claims court?

I need to to start the claim process against Morehouse College for non-payment of services rendered. In October of 2006, I was part of an art installation team that worked for the college deinstalling a show at the Museum of Design Atlanta. I submitted an invoice that month, and I am the only person still unpaid. I’m loath to go the legal route but the formerly helpful contact at the college has stopped returning my phone calls.

So, any suggestions or constructive ideas? Thanks.

Weekend: Misplaced in Houston, The Orange Show, Flower Man, "Field of Vision" + More

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Part of the weekend was spent looking for The Orange Show and The Flower Man House. While I had a map, the convoluted streets around bayou got me happily lost near MacGregor Way and Spanish Trail area. As I passed neighborhoods I had never seen before, I felt that Houston’s strange lack of zoning extends to individual houses. Often I would drive by homes with strange additions and extensions. Very much a Houston thing.


Keep Your Ass Off, originally uploaded by Mr. Kimberly.

Driving in one of the neighborhoods I passed the house above…


The Orange Show, originally uploaded by Mr. Kimberly.

After much time, I found the Orange Show. The Houston Chronicle said of this strange attraction in the middle of a residential neighborhood, “….The Orange Show is a phantasmagoria, an eye- filling architectural circus, an unexpected oasis of pleasure…”

The Orange Show 2007 – a photoset on Flickr



Flower Man House, originally uploaded by Mr. Kimberly.


Field of Vision 3, originally uploaded by Mr. Kimberly.



Shipley Do-Nuts, originally uploaded by Mr. Kimberly.

Starting to really love this place. Kolaches are very good.


Roll-n Bar Sign, originally uploaded by Mr. Kimberly.

It’s the perfect sign. A short name, a drawing of a drink, an arrow to show you where, and when you get there, you’ll be staring at the large TV. Drink and watch the tube, that’s what you’ll be doing at the ROLL-N.

Funeral History Museum & The Beer Can House

To help my wife be more productive, I decided to visit some of the local attractions (in other words, she was sick of me watching TV and kicked me out while she graded papers.)

I decided on the National Museum of Funeral History, as it was a bit of a drive and I wouldn’t be in that part of the city for any other reason.

The museum closed and I drove back into town. I had spent a little time marking places of interest on my Houston road map, so I pulled that out. The Beer Can House was in Houston proper and from what I knew I could see much of it from the sidewalk. A shrine to beer, I’m glad I stopped by.

There are other places I’m eager to visit, but I think I’ll have to drag the missus to those.

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Black Velvet Painting: Where the Talent Really Shows

“You’re so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.”

R. Lee Ermey, Full Metal Jacket (1987)

“…The so-called fine arts have been on the skids since the turn of the century, when impressionism was aborted into the birth of all “isms” of abstract painting. Art is, always has been and, if it is to survive, always must be emotional. To make it coldly intellectual by abstractionism and impressionism is to destroy it or mold it into a monstrosity that is better kept locked up in musty museums. I frankly would rather prefer to have my paintings displayed in a gin-mill rather than buried in a repository together with the rest of the dead art, which is where this modern crap will end up.


…I refuse to be converted. The other day one of these ‘artsy artists’ from the Metropolitan in New York was sitting right on this lanai and he did some sketching of this bay. He showed me his finished canvas. I wanted to vomit when he showed me what a sacrilegious abortion he painted of my beautiful Paradise. I was quite frank with him. I told him I had seen better similar art on a stableboy’s shovel!”

— a letter from Edgar Leeteg to Aloha Barney

The Father of Modern Velvet Painting
Spectator Magazine – Leeteg of Tahitis

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Black Velvet Zell Miller

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Leeteg of Tahiti: Paintings From the Villa Velour – Froogle
LA Weekly: Features: Pictures From the Unibrow Revolution
Flickr: Hecho en Mexico: Tacky Velvet Art